’ ‘How did that happen? Everybody in the family told me that grandma had a lot of valuable items around the house. And she had money, too. She didn’t even leave a will?’ ‘No, she didn’t leave a will. She didn’t like talking about death, so the subject of a will never came up, Stephanie. After her funeral, everybody, including your greedy Aunt Mabel, ran over to her house like a bat out of hell and took everything that was worth anything out of the house. By the time I got there, the only thing that was left besides the wallpaper and the toilet seat was the glass jar sitting on the shelf in the kitchen. So I took it.’ ‘That explains why you never showed me any pictures of her, huh?’ ‘That’s right. They took everything, Stephanie. Photo albums, jewelry, clothes, shoes, curtains, bed sheets. You name it, they took it. I’m still surprised they didn’t take the damn jar. The greedy bastards,’ Elaine laughed, but underneath her laughter was a feeling of disgust and anger. She stood up. “How many customers bought something from you today?”The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, “One”.The boss says “Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you’d like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you’re not on the farm anymore, son.”The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), “So, how much was your one sale for?”The kid looks up at his boss and says “$101,237.65″.The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?”The kid says, “Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a.
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